No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The Olympian is in my bed
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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