Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Randomize
