Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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