5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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