Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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