happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
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