I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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