I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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