mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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