My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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