How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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