I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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