Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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