And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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