i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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