the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
God I need to hump something, right now.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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