But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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