you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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