is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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