We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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