So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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