I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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