why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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