I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Randomize
