can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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