She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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