So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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