Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just high enough for therapy.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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