idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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