Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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