Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize