you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
