Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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