People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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