So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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