Sry I called you an 8
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Randomize
