She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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