The maid of honor just puked.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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