I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Is it because I queefed?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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