I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
did i just pee glitter
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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