I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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