Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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