she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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