your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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