She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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