You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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