dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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Be still, my beating vagina.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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