no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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