apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
the liver wants what the liver wants
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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