i just google imaged poop.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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