this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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