making cat noises will not fix the situation.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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