His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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