I wanna bring you to show and tell
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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