just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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