I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
